bsusy:

abirhea spazfaec

wow orientation is killing me lol

but I get a reduction in THREE MONTHS.

THAT’S RIGHT, THEY APPROVED MY SURGERY.

SO EXCITED.

have i told you how much i hate outer space?

(Fonte: kinneye)

visitheworld:

Terme di San Filippo hot springs in Tuscany / Italy (by Elisewin).

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Fonte: heteroh)

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

icavein:

This makes me so happy.

(Fonte: sailorgoons)

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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