cosmo sex tip #1925

enriquesmole:

call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm 

I’m really really sick and fucking tired of feeling like I’ll never be good enough for you. I do everything I can to make you happy, but I just end up being miserable. I just want you to return the affection. Think of someone else for a change rather than yourself. Compromise. Please.

It’s awesome that you can snapchat, but you lack the ability to text.

Future roommate. This is going to be insane.

“Gatsby, he had an extraordinary sense of hope but I had the uneasy feeling he was guarding secrets.” - The Great Gatsby (2013)

I’m hungover as shit, and packing/cleaning is not making it better. Ugh.

grampas:

i am so tired why did i decide this was more valuable than sleep

Wow I’m drunk, and I just. Tonight was not pleasant.

I don’t know why I’m drawing Rapunzel for Brad..

My last karaoke night at Tower for my sophomore year. :”’( Ngl I’m super sad, this year has been probably one of the best so far.